17 kinds of most annoying social media posts(5)

Analysis: "I can't think of anything amazing to say while I comfort myself, and I can't find my iPod to quote some Lady Gaga."

分析："我想安慰自己,但我又说不出很牛逼的话,我手头没有iPod,Lady Gaga说过的名言我也没法引用."

15. Quoted song lyrics from really bad songwriters written as though it's philosophy: "I set fire to the rain, and I threw us into the flames, where I heard something' die" –Adele

引用狗屁词作者写的破歌词,奉做哲理："我将大雨点燃,将我俩投进火焰,我听见火焰里传来了死亡的声音.——阿黛尔"

Analysis: "Adele is amazing! She is NOT a preconceived commercial scheme of the music industry. She's not!"

分析："阿黛尔真棒！她才不是音乐产业商业计划链中的一环.她不是！"

16. Political rants about random things: "Why should churches have to pay for abortions? Obama is a terrible president and a terrorist."

不管什么都扯上政治："为什么教会要为流产买单？奥巴马作为总统烂透了,简直是恐怖分子."

Analysis: I don't know. I hate politics.

分析：其实我什么都不懂,我只是讨厌政治.

17. Unusual excitement about seeing someone: "OMG I can't wait to see Lesley and Jaime and Kelly!!"

见到人特别兴奋："OMG,我迫不及待要见到Lesley、还有Jaime还有Kelly!"

Analysis: Superficiality is the drug of the overabundance.

分析：肤浅是治疗精力过剩的良药.