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17 kinds of most annoying social media posts(2)

2014-09-17 15:12 China Daily Web Editor: Yao Lan
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Analysis: Well, they can't really give the person's name or address them directly. That would be too honest.

分析:咳,这人就是不指名道姓,也不该当着对方的面直接说.

 

5. Pictures of feet.

拍脚的照片

Analysis: I have no idea why people do this. It's weird.

分析:我不知道为什么有人要这么做.太奇怪了.

 

6. Pictures of mundane plates of food in front of them.

一盘摆在面前普普通通的菜

Analysis: "I'm eating. You have to see what I'm eating!" Well, maybe it looked better at the restaurant.

分析:"我在吃饭哒,你要看我在吃婶Mua!"没准餐馆里的真货要比你拍的还好看些.

 

7. Dozens of trivial pictures of people and their new boyfriends/girlfriends smiling and posing.

一堆人的照片,要么是张三李四,要么是和男/女朋友摆出Pose微笑的照片.

Analysis: This is a very interesting phenomenon. I've looked at a lot of people's Facebook albums. Women typically begin a relationship and immediately start accumulating evidence of it. The more insecure the woman, the more evidence there will be. She will begin posting them as default profile pics. In a couple of weeks, she will no longer have a profile pic with just her in it. Then she tags the boyfriend, and the tagged photos are often the only ones that the boyfriend has on his page. However, he is absolutely required to "like" all of them. You can tell how long a relationship will last by the difference in pics between the couple. If the woman has 30 and the man has 3 – it's over in 3 months. You can also gage how invested in the relationship your female partner is by counting the pics. Anything over 10 should be a warning that she wants to marry you. Some people have over a hundred, which shows some serious desperation in providing evidence that, in fact, they are really together.

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