17 kinds of most annoying social media posts(4)

Analysis: "I'm having fun. I swear. I'm not an alcoholic. I just don't know any other way of self-proclaiming my sense of being cool."

分析："我挺开心,真的.我不是酒鬼,只是我不知道还有什么别的方法表达我现在超爽的感觉了."

12. Updates of mundane activities written as though they are jokes: "I had to stop and get gas and then wait an hour for a prescription. Then I lost my keys and couldn't get back in my car. Hahaha."

憋个段子写些稀松平常的事情："停车加油,又等了一个小时拿到处方.结果发现我把车钥匙丢了,现在车也进不去.哈哈哈."

Analysis: "It's funny, right? Please say it's funny."

分析："好笑嘛,嗯？请你告诉我哪好笑."

13. Updates written as though the page-bearer never had an English class, not even in elementary school. "OK I went to the OMG the swag thing u know I ran into that girl my friends cousin and she LOL had a gold ring in her nose and she says hey u biggie I swear I almost loosed it right their hahahaha but she knew I had to go to"

好像从没上过语言课,小学都没上过的那种：'OK,我们去了,OMG,看那个晃来晃去的东西,跑过去那姑凉我朋友表弟,LOL,她鼻子上长了个房环,还说嘿大家伙你好呀,我发誓我快用光了,现在他们的,不过她很酷就是了,我得走了.'

Analysis: They failed English but finally found a way to express incomprehensible thoughts.

分析：这些人语言不过关,不过也算找到一种表达他们猜不透的想法的方法.

14. Quoted clichés from various thinkers: "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." –Unknown.

引用各种哲人的话："爱过又失去总比从未爱过要好."——未知哲人