17 kinds of most annoying social media posts(3)

分析：这种有趣的现象值得一说.我（原文作者）翻过很多人的Facebook相册了,一般来说,女人只要谈恋爱,马上就要发大量的证据.安全感越差,发的照片越多.开始的时候可能是默认的头像,几周以后,头像照片就找不到只有她一个人的了,她会发两人的合照,会把男友圈起来,她男友空间里只有一张照片,没错,就是这张被她圈起来的照片.她页面里所有的照片男人都绝对要点赞.想知道两人多久会分？看看照片数量的差距就知道.女人发了30张,男人发了3张——3个月分.女人有多少张照片,她对感情就有多投入.一旦超过10张,小心她产生"嫁给你好了"的想法.某些女士发的照片会超过100张,看来也是蛮拼的.

8. White girls wearing a lot of makeup and trying to strike a badass pose, sometimes making what they think are gang symbols.

女孩化浓妆比手势的照片,其实都是黑帮手势

Analysis: They wish they were badass, or at least half Chicano, but they're just ridiculous.

分析：想尽方法装酷,至少有那么点其卡诺人的酷劲,但只是显得可笑十足.

9. Persuasive proclamations of life being good: "I'm loving life right now."

生活很美好之类的感人宣告："我爱当下的生活."

Analysis: Life is not good.

分析：日子过得不好才会这么说.

10. Persuasive proclamations about God. "I feel blessed to be alive on this glorious day, and I owe it all to God. Make God your only Savior and you will never be sad."

对神的感人告白："能活得这么好都是有您的庇佑,我的一切都归于上帝.若将上帝作为你唯一救星,永远不会悲伤."

Analysis: Religious people need to spend more time in church and less time on Facebook.

分析：如果你信宗教就多花点时间去教堂,花少点时间在Facebook上.

11. Updates about how much they drink and how excited they are to be drinking: "LOL...it's only 8:30 and look at us!! We're already drunk!! LOL!"

喝了多少酒,喝了酒以后多么兴奋："LOL……才8：30看看咱爷们!爷们儿已经醉啦!LOL!"