Your lower back, shoulders, baby toes, ankles, BASICALLY EVERYTHING.
你的后腰、肩膀、小脚趾、脚踝,基本上全身都疼.
11. Your knees crack when sitting down, standing up, walking up the stairs, walking down the stairs…
当你坐下、站起、上楼、下楼的时候,你会听到膝盖发出咔擦的声音.
12. There's nothing more that you love than covering up.
你不爱露肉.
13. You frequently mishear the things that people say.
你经常把别人说的话听错.
14. You still hand-write your lecture notes.
你仍然手写课堂笔记.
15. House slippers, fuzzy socks, and snuggies make you smile.
家里的拖鞋、毛绒袜子、保暖内衣,你喜欢的不得了.
16. Your signature dance move is the Chicken Dance, The Lightbulb, or the YMCA.
你标志性的舞步是小鸡舞、灯泡舞或YMCA舞.
17. You think housework is therapeutic.
家务能让你放松身心.
18. If you do go out, 12AM is your designated "time to call an Uber home" time.
如果你外出,半夜12点是你指定"该打辆优步回家了"的时刻.
19. You have a serious passion for wine tasting.
你对品红酒这事儿挺认真、有热情的.
20. You take pride in your ever-growing book collection.
你为自己不断增长的藏书而骄傲.
21. You aren't on social media.
你不玩社交媒体.
…partially because you're technologically challenged.
……一部分原因是因为你对科技之类的东西不太擅长.
22. You need naps to function correctly.
你需要靠午睡来恢复身体机能.
23. You ask for practical gifts on Christmas.
圣诞节你偏爱实用的礼物.
Candles and knee-high socks excite you.
蜡烛和齐膝长袜都好极啦.
24. People your actual age exhaust you.
同龄人好像都比你更有体力.
英文来源：hercampus.com
