24条都中？说明你20岁的身体里住了个老灵魂！
24 Signs You're An Old Person Disguised In A 20-Something Body
For years you've wondered why you could never fully relate to other people your age.
这么多年来,你可能一直在想,为什么你与同龄人总是有点格格不入.
What about hookup culture is appealing? Why are girls showing their midriff in the winter? How are the horrendous things they play on the radio considered "good" music?
比如,你不明白为什么约炮文化如此盛行？为什么女孩儿冬天还要穿露脐装？电台里那么难听的东西怎么能称之为"好"音乐？
At times, you probably even refer to Millennials as if you're not a part of the demographic yourself. The reason? You're an old soul stuck in a twenty-something year-old's body.
有时你可能会把他们称为"千禧一代"——说的好像你自己不是其中一员似的.为什么会出现这种情况？因为你20几岁的身体内,住着一个成熟的灵魂.
Here are some signs:
迹象如下：
1. You'd rather spend the night in your bed then out with your friends.
你宁愿整晚窝在床上,也不愿跟朋友们出去嗨.
2. You're annoyed by all of the annoying teenagers who play their music way too loud.
年轻人大声放着恼人的音乐,会让你烦的不得了.
What's the point in even wearing headphones?
他们竟然还戴着耳机听,跟外放又有什么两样呢？
3. Baking brings you great joy.
你爱上了烘焙.
4. You've secretly always wanted to join a knitting class.
你心里一直偷偷想要加入一个编织培训班.
5. Young & The Restless is your shit.
《不安分的青春》这类剧不是你的菜.
6. You enjoy walking for leisure.
你喜欢散步休闲.
7. You complete newspaper crossword puzzles everyday on your morning commute.
在每天早晨的通勤路上,你会做完报纸的填字游戏.
8. You despise the radio and listen to the oldies instead.
你看不上电台音乐,而是找已经不再流行的音乐来听.
Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, the Beatles…the list is far and great.
路易斯·阿姆斯特朗、弗兰克·辛纳屈、披头士乐队……这种好听的音乐简直太多了.
9. You refuse to text in acronyms.
你发短信时不用略缩语.
10. You're always in some sort of pain for no apparent reason.
身体某些部位经常会莫名其妙的出现疼痛.
